You just can't help yourself. Rachael is too damn adorable, even as a putrid, pus-oozing revenant of a human being. And again, she's only 21.

You toss the shotgun aside and cross to her, taking her into your arms. "I still love you, baby."

The romance lasts about thirty seconds. It ends when Rachael pulls your pants down an emasculates you with one bite of her jagged, blackened teeth.

"FUCK!!!"

You thrash and scream, but what's the point of surviving, now? Skittering backward across the floor, you look down and catch a glimpse of the wound. As last glimpses go, this one is about as bad as they get.

You're actually grateful when, a few seconds later, Rachael descends on you and bites your throat out.


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