Hot as Rachael is (even in zombie form, she's pretty fucking hot), it just wouldn't work out between you this way. You're pretty sure she'd try to kill you in the next few seconds.

So you raise the shotgun from five feet away, and fire. Her head comes apart like a rotted musk melon with an M-80 inside it.

You turn to get the hell out of this place, but at the doorway you stop. In the smoke of the hallway, you see a strange figure approaching, dressed in flowing white robes. What the hell?

But before the figure comes any closer, the floor of Rachael's apartment collapses beneath you, and you plunge into the room below, which can only be described as a zombie mosh pit.

...If mosh pits were more about dismembering people and eating their brains than having good clean fun, that is. You survive for about three seconds and then, as my grandma would say, your shit gets fucked up something serious.


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