You shove open the sliding door and run outside--and are shocked at what you see.

The entire suburb and the nearby city have been reduced to chaos in the past few minutes, and you identify the cause at once: zombies by the assload. Tearing people from their cars, invading homes, pulling limbs from bodies. That kind of thing.

"Help me!" a girl screams.

You turn and see the neighbor's very hot 19-year-old daughter, Emily, ten feet up in a tree, while a clutch of zombies reach for her feet. You look around for a weapon and spot a shovel next to your sliding door. You grab it and start toward Emily, when Candace screams behind you.

You turn. Zombies coming from the opposite direction have Candace surrounded. They're closing in on her.

Options:


RESCUE THE NEIGHBOR'S HOT TEENAGE DAUGHTER

RESCUE YOUR DECADES-PAST-FRESHNESS-DATE WIFE